Und es gibt sie doch, die dummen Fragen!

...man will ja nicht zur Verallgemeinerung neigen aber:

Lady: How long is the Flight from Milan to Frankfurt?
Ich: Well, mostly around an hour, but we'll make it in 55 today!
Lady: Wow, thats fast!
Ich: Yep, just straight up north through Switzerland and before you know it you'll be in Frankfurt!
Lady: Thank you, oh yeah, the time difference is one hour, right?

Sweet f***ing Jaysus!!!

...hat nur noch gefehlt das die Frage kam: Do you have fat free water? (ward auch schon gehoert!)

Have a nice Day